Resources
(Currently Un-resourced but definitely well‑humoured)
Below are totally real, entirely serious assets that absolutely do not exist. Each follows the same header structure as our future resource library, so your bookmarks won’t break when we upload the legitimate files.
Protocols & SOPs
- Quantum Coffee Extraction SOP · Invisible Ink · Manifest by thinking really hard
- Telepathic CRISPR Guidelines · Etched on a napkin · Download via psychic wave
- DIY Time‑Travel Biosafety Manual · PDF (from the future) · Pre‑order ∞
CAD / PCB Repositories
- Anti‑Gravity Breadboard · KiCad · Source floating somewhere
- Reverse‑Engineered UFO Flight Controller · Eagle · Area 51 mirror
- Self‑Soldering PCB V0.0 · STEP / STL · Download (hot)
Software & Firmware
- Sentient TODO List (vβ‑does‑chores) · GPL‑Ω · GitHub? It forked itself
- AI That Writes Better Dad Jokes · License pending · HehHub
- ESP32 Galactic Wi‑Fi Scanner · BSD‑3.14159 · Cosmic download
Whitepapers & Data Sheets
- Economic Model: Paying Rent in Exposure · Scroll · Read and cry
- Thermodynamics of Infinite Perpetual Motion · PDF ‑redacted‑ · Click forever
Compliance & Documentation Templates
- Form 42B: Ethics Approval for Chatting with Pigeons · DOCX · Co‑o‑o‑o
- Permit to Mutate Monday Mornings · XLSX · Denied instantly
Press & Media
- Keynote: “Negotiating with Plants about Rent” · VHS · Be kind, rewind
- Podcast: “Immigration Status of Microbes” with President Trump · Wax‑cylinder · Spin to play
- Interview: “Talking Anarcho‑Communism with Google’s CEO” · ASCII art · View source
Serious resources coming soon. Until then, enjoy the placeholders—or better yet, collaborate with us and we’ll fill this page with something actually useful.